Muhuhu just to claim my own name :(( due to change

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saeto15:

rangerkimmy:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work

I’m Really Not A Zoophile, It’s For A Furry Commission, Okay.

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themrcreepypasta:

leolikespizza:

I’m available for weddings if you want me to pretend to be an evil minion and kidnap me so the groom can beat me up.

Same